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I don’t want to talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough wiper.
In boot camp, I learned that if a soldier is taken captive, it is his duty to make things difficult for his captors. The sound military theory behind this requirement is that a pain in the ass prisoner...
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Alabama Vindicated: Five Foot Penis Used in Terrorist/Hostile Penis...
In the latest example of either A) a terrorist attack or B) a hostile penile environment episode, the Alabama legislature has been vindicated. Dildos are dangerous. (Choose A if you’re a Cheneyite and...
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Peeing on People and Prison
The always informative Jonathan Turley tips us off to a tale of a man, Jerome Kenneth King-zio, who decided to urinate on a fellow passenger during a flight from Los Angeles to Honolulu. (source)....
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Jack Thompson Didn’t Get the AutoAdmit Memo
Apparently Jack Thompson, asshat of the century, is suing Facebook because Facebook won’t stop its members from being mean to him. (complaint here, courtesy of Popehat). Naturally, it is 31 flavors of...
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A Likelihood of Confusion and Cameltoe Camouflaging
By: Zac Papantoniou H/T to Ryan Gile at Las Vegas Trademark Attorney Blog, for bringing this trademark infringement suit involving cameltoe-covering undies to light, and thus making it clearly visible...
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When Food Attacks
Who knew that meat was such an effective weapon. Posted in Funny Case
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Now this is a judge who knows how to pound a gavel
heh heh… heh… So he had porn on his work computer. Big fucking deal. Still, gave me the opportunity to use that joke in the headline, so Judge Gibbons, tyft. Filed under: Funny Case
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Broken Penises and the Law
By Marc J. Randazza As office workers, few attorneys have the opportunity to contemplate what workplace injuries can mean to their clients. Honestly, what’s the worst injury you can get on the job in a...
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PETA must be trolling us
Now I am convinced that PETA must be the most well-organized practical joke in the world. They are suing Sea World for violating the 13th Amendment. The theory? Keeping killer whales in captivity is...
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Amazing Hooker Shape Shifts Into a Donkey!
We’ve all woken up in the morning with someone and thought “jesus, she looked a lot better in the dim lights and through the beer goggles.” The usual result? An uncomfortable bit of silence, an “I’ll...
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Woman sues school because her roommate got laid too much
A woman is suing Stonehill College in Easton, MA because her roommate had too much sex in the room. Lindsay Blankmeyer, who says she suffers from depression and attention deficit disorder, is seeking...
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This is not what I’d call “game”
CBS Pittsburgh reports that John Jardini, 26, really liked a girl. He liked her so much that he robbed her, took $60 from her, and asked for her phone number. (Which she gave him, for some reason)....
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(Former) Judge Willie Singletary – Preacher Mode? Judge Mode? Its all Crazy Mode
When Willie Singletary ran for traffic court judge in 2007, he was described as “a scofflaw of major proportions” by the Philadelphia Inquirer. As of primary day, Singletary, 26, owed $11,427.50 for 55...
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Drinking, Large Breasts, and the Law
PSL woman Maureen Raymond says her ‘big breasts’ hindered her DUI test performance, affidavit states. While one might think think I posted this article for the prurient interest, it is actually because...
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